A fork of Rural Dictionary
A fitness trend bastardizing the practice of Yoga that makes participants feel hip & "spiritual". Usually takes place a large, cheesy gym & taught by fauxgis
JJ: Yo! Did you see that girl w/ her Louis Vuitton yoga mat & bag at Starbucks? KJ: Yeah I think she just went to Fauxga class JJ: Totally! She was just saying how her new tits make it hard to do the tree pose & truly connect with her inner goddess...!?!
A fast-paced text messaging session; involves rapid responses, funny, quick witted, smart ass remarks and/or sarcastic jabs. Usually has a definitive end when one participant's response has achieved the height of hilarity, wit and/or sarcasm; often used to flirt and often leads to a sextion
KJ: You talk to "cute guy" lately? JJ: Yeah we had a hilarious textsion last night! KJ: Oh yeah? JJ: I was killing him! He couldn't text back fast enough!
A textsion full of sexual innuendo and or dirty, nasty talk. A modern day form of phone sex that is discreet and able to take place in a public setting.
JJ: OMG! i had the best sextion at work today! KJ: Really? XXX rated? JJ: Yep! right at the conference table during our weekly meeting! It was great
A person who seems innocent & sweet; assumed to be naive and unaware of the real world; especially appropriate for individuals who grew up in a small, rural community and are in the "big city"
JJ: where the FUCK are my keys!?! KJ: Yo! watch your language! Home School's right over there! JJ: oh yeah! Pardon my French, Home School...