Country Dictionary

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Big Brown Crayon

A big, hard turd!

Last night I dropped a big ass-bomb, when I flushed it there was bowl graffiti. The art of the Big Brown Crayon!

by Jesterger September 14, 2010

Rusky Trombone

It's like the Rusty Trombone, only it's played by the 45th President of the US on Vlad (the Lad) Putin.

After the Remembrance Day Ceremonies in France, Donny Drumpf was going to play a solo on the Rusky Trombone!

by Jesterger November 12, 2018