A fork of Rural Dictionary
--Shaquille O'Neal's height used as a single unit of measurment to measure great distances. Shaquille O'Neal's body parts can also be used as single unit of measurment for smaller lengths. --Actual height of Shaquille O'Neal's body and body parts vary depending on the user. Although intended height was 9 feet and a Shaquille O'Neal finger is 6 inches. --Can also be abbreviated as shaq, shaquile, O'neal, shaqwile(for all you nifty kids out there), or any combination of the addreviations.
Example 1- Guy: HEY man! Dude: Wait where are you? Guy: I'm like 10 Shaquille O'Neals in front of you! Example 2- Math Teacher: Billy, how long is the diagonal of square number 5 on your work sheet? Billy: Eh, I'd say its about one Shaq palm.