Country Dictionary

A notorious hang out for pedophiles

It's PlayStation night at Drift Road tonight better keep the kids indoors

When someone keeps talking absolute shit that no one else is interested in

Harmsworth keeps going on about his tacho card he is clucking again

An older bloke who always trys to get with younger women to have more children

Have you seen Kims new girlfriend she is 20 years younger than him and he has just got her pregnant what a Bressington

When a Harmsworth washes his car with no top on to try and impress young children

Harmsworth is washing his car topless again during the school run he is such a naked nonce

The horrible smell when a woman doesn't clean her vagina

Janes hasn't cleaned her vagina it smells of Jexma

When someone pretends to have cancer to get sympathy and time off work

Pat H keeps saying the growth on his face is cancer but its blatantly fancer

When someone doesn't wash themselves or their clothes for days and stink like shit

Reece hasn't washed again he smells like a Ringpiece