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You Won't

Whenever someone says they'll do something, someone else comes back with "You won't!" It's almost like a dare. If the person does said thing, the "You won't"-er usually comes back with something like "OK, so maybe you will." Commonly used by the surf-bum kids who pioneered such gems of slang like "Dude" and "Sweet".

Person1: Man, every time my math teacher gives me homework, I want to pull a Columbine on her! Person2: You won't! (Person1 does. Person2 is arrested as an accessory.) ~OR~ Chemistry Teacher: Now, Hydrogen gas explodes very easily. I could show you a demonstration, but I don't have time. Pyromaniac Class: You won't! You won't! Chemistry Teacher: Well, I GUESS we could squeeze it in... Class: Yay!!!

by JillieManicotti February 18, 2004