A fork of Rural Dictionary
It is the sound produced when a fat pigeon flies straight into a closed window or when a bottle of store brand Root Beer drops to the floor in a minimart .
Drumpf can also be used to describe an unsuccessful or failed action.
Furthermore Drumpf serves as a term for a person who is not really successful although said person wants to make you believe quite the opposite using 'the best words'.
"When I was drunk I wanted brag by doing a front flip but I slipped and *drumpf* landed with my face right in the dirt."
"How did your test go?" - "Not that great, I totally drumpfed it!"
"I've got this great business idea - you guys should totally invest!" - "Don't listen to him, he's a drumpf."