Country Dictionary

The low frequency sound made by a sudden release of Santorum from the receiving partner's anus after a session of anal sex.

We heard a drumpf every time he leaned over and knew he was full of Santorum.

Drumpf: a serial liar. also--the the sound produced when a morbidly obese pigeon flies into the window of a foreclosed Old Navy. Coined by John Oliver on The John Oliver Show in "tribute" to a certain presidential candidate.

Wife? You said you were single, you fucking drumpf!

The original last name of Donald Trump's family before it was changed to Trump. Discovered by Jon Oliver.

Make Donald Drumpf again.

Last name of the trumps before Donald's great grandpa changed it during the very early 1900s.

Donald Trump's last name is actually Drumpf

The noise made by one's rectum when evacuating noxious gases while clearing the anal passage.

The loud drumpfs emanating from Paul's bathroom clearly indicated discomfort with his dinner choice .

The sound watery diarrhea makes when it hits a toilet bowl.

Jacob was washing his hands in the bathroom when he heard a loud drumpf coming from a bathroom stall.

A small and/or malformed penis.

Donald always dreaded public changing areas due to his drumpf.