Country Dictionary

"Preachers Kid" Usually the dirtiest most grimiest mother fuckers on the face of the earth.

Chalie Manson is a P.K.

A large and heavy book, usually a Java or other programming language guide, that is used by an angry programmer to smack people over the head with while angry, or all the time.

Java-boy: "Hmmmm, I don't know what's wrong with my program." Some Guy: "Cause you're a noob(see: n00b)." Jaba-boy: "ARrrGRGGGWWFHDH!! I WILL SmITE YOU WITh My JavA BooK oF RaGE!!!"

the passing of gas.

Jimmi sure cracked a mean flat. I've been cracking flats all day. Bob flatted on Jens thigh.

a nasty pussy, usually puss filled and very irratable.

That bitch wanted me to eat that, fukin yeasty.

young boys who are still wet behind the ears and can't piss straight.

Hey youngblood you figured it out yet?

Slang term used for anything to do with semen in the realm of computer users. The term is generally pronounced "gooey"

Teacher: "Ok, so I'm teach you guys how to make a GUI screen." Student: "Oh I make gooey screens all the time." Teacher: "Oh great, then you can show the class how to- aaawwwww. We don't need to hear that..."

The act of sabotage on one's computer when they go away for a short or long period of time. The actions you can tke include: -removal of the mouse ball -unplugging power cords -turning off of one's monitor -adjusting the brightness and contrast on the monitor so the monitor appears to be off -opening multiple error windows -opening of CD drives -unplugging of mouses/keyboards -opening a internet porno site -etc.

"Damn, you jackasses zinged me..."