A fork of Rural Dictionary
A friend that uses your stuff, eats your food and gives your alcohol away with no remorse or apologies.
Can u believe that Big Fat Tony ate my tots and gave away my Jeager and didn't even ask if I wanted a bomb! Dick!
A 3401 is a person who was hired for a job knowing absolutely nothing but getting paid way more than the people he/she works with.
Looks like another 3401 is starting today boys, hired as an electrician but couldn't tell me the what color a positive wire should be. We're Screwed again!
When u try to say something and u loose your train of thought looking like a complete idiot.
I would like a bacon burger with cheese and some tots and cherry limeade please. Sir, this is Pizza heaven and we do not sell burgers, tots, or cherry limeade. Seems u are "Dumfunkt" at the moment.
A person who trys to act smart, but oniy looks dumber the more they speak.
Check out Nurlin, he said the blinker fluid is low!
A person who over reacts and defends any criticism of Trump or the circus he has created.
I wouldn't mention anything to the Trumpgina or we will have to deal with the pissing and moaning the rest of the day.
A person who looks busy while the boss is around but does little to nothing otherwise.
Here comes Masternater, looking busy again, at least till the boss leaves.
A die hard Trump supporter who believes anything Trump says regardless of proof that he is lying.
Check out the Trumpfulupigus, he actually believes Trump's father was born in Germany when his birth certificate says he was born in New York!