Country Dictionary

skanky slut

Dawn is a skydancer

A strapping young lad with a devil may-care attitude and a song in his heart. Snatcher of sandwiches, swigger of protein shakes, and the left hand of god.

Lets go to Safeway with adamthehorse!
Hmmm, nah, I'd rather beat up infidel Indians with adamthehorse

big lump of a car made in the 70's.

"Nice car, what is it?"
"It's a gordon keeble"

big lump of a man made in the 1970's.

"Who's THAT?!"
"It's gordon keeble"

Stands for skanky ass ho bag.

She's a big skobag. She sleeps with all the guys.

when you hit 2 people simultaneously in their gooches.

That bastard gave us a double gooch kick...so we killed his family and burned him at the cross.

A pimp that has a large amount of money.

Wow, look at the fo'dog in that Mercedes!