Country Dictionary

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butt time doctor

The doctor that performs colonoscopies, and any other thing dealing with the pooping area.

Man i just turned 40. Time to get a colonoscopy. I’ve got to go see the butt time doctor.

by Jmaktheknife July 14, 2022

wod tea

A bottled Japanese tea that is supposed to make you have a larger volume of cum.

I was at the store and grabbed myself a bottle of wod tea so I can fill her belly later tonight.

by Jmaktheknife January 31, 2025

word curtain

That hair on your upper lip.

Man check out Dios word curtain. How long has been growing it out?

by Jmaktheknife June 08, 2024

Pushy blues

When you have to go poop.

Man, I’ve got a dump on deck. I’ve got the pushy blues!

by Jmaktheknife May 15, 2018

clam banging

When two females aggressively slam their vaginas together!

Man, these two broads were clam banging in our hotel last night! It was a spectacular sight!

by Jmaktheknife March 19, 2018

greek opening

The butthole.

Man I got sick, and I was peeing out of my Greek opening.

by Jmaktheknife October 07, 2022

bootsmoke

The smoke from the vigorous friction from buttsex!

Damn I lit this girls butt up ! She had mad bootsmoke!

by Jmaktheknife March 21, 2018