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When two people are together but are unsure of their relationship.
"Are you two going out?" "I'm not sure yet, we're dealing right now..."
v., Retail selling or distribution of narcotics or other substances outlawed by government, see dealer.
You want some skag, talk to Chip, he's dealing. Chip got busted for dealing.
A reality tv show on NBC that requires no skill, in which contestants merely choose briefcases at random. Recently, NBC demonstrated this by airing an episode where a monkey earned more money than a human contestant who was given the same setup of briefcases.
EX. 1 Host Howie: "Deal or no deal?" Contestant: MOoohhahaH monkey sounds EX. 2 Bill: Yeah, and to imagine I won it all on a game show. Jim: Which one? Bill: Deal or no deal? Jim: Oh, the one that requires no skill.
A show on NBC. It's known for its very over zealous host, Howie Mandel, and its even more over the top contestants. Most of which have some gimmick to offer on the show because that is the only way that NBC can get ratings these days. *sigh*. NBC used to have quality shows like ER, but they have turned into crap shows because NBC is more interested in the Apprentice and any other reality show they can get their hands on. Deal or no Deal has a good idea, but unfourtanately for us viewers it is on NBC.
Howeie Mandel: The Banker has just offered $100,000,000,000,000, deal or no deal? Contestant: Um? Can I use one of my lifelines? Howie Mandel: No dipshit! We'll be right back after some cheap advertising from NBC!
What you say to a prostitute who changed her price mid-fuck.
Man: "Bitch, I'll give you $20...Deal or No Deal?" Whore: "Deal!"