A fork of Rural Dictionary
Acronym - D.A.B. is a southern derivative used to politely call someone a dumb ass bitch. This acronym lets you subtly diss people right to their face since no profanity is used. The term was first coined in local grocery stores and was often used to describe (mainly female) customers who really had no idea what they were doing.
Associate 1: Check it, this lady just asked me why this Walmart was so small compared to the others! Associate 2: Did you tell her this is a CVS? Associate 1: Yeah but not after I trolled her for a while *laughs*. What a D.A.B. Associate 2: *laughing* Yeah what a D.A.B.