Country Dictionary

Jocel

Jocel, or Joceling is a term used when you behead a dead family member and mount there head on the wall during holidays and use there head as if they are one of those singing fish.

Im gonna Jocel grandma, she can sing Jingle Bells pretty dang well!

Funkling

When a child with a father cuts off their fathers sack in order to make water balloons and throw them at Kroger, or any grocery store.

Im gonna go funkling at the local kroger