Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Dobio

Ng BBS Mod who wears turtleneck sweaters and watches hockey,gourgs on Canadian bacon and syrup, and kicks unsuspecting puppies in the face

Man, you fucking dobio, look what you did to that poor puppy. You crushed his skull AND he's all sticky from syrup

by Joe Mama October 23, 2004

jankity

a piece of shit

That car is hella jankity

by joe mama May 20, 2003

hat trick

Having sex three times in one day with three different partners

I scored a hat trick...I fucked Eliza Brittney, and Suzi

by Joe Mama December 19, 2002

Cremo

Singing in the style of emo with the voice of the singer of Creed (Shit).

Gerard Way from My Chemical Romance.

by Joe Mama March 05, 2005

clown puncher

A derogatory term used to discribe one who has been caught masterbating. Also usful in slaging someone.

Leave me alone ya clown puncher!

by Joe Mama November 29, 2004

Roscal

(verb) To slap your balls across someone's face in a back to back motion.

The boy roscalled the young girl in a vigorous way.

by Joe Mama November 15, 2004

cocopuffs

Cheap cereal eaten by broke college guys (usually followed with Easy Mac or Ramen Noodles)

Them Cocopuffs I ate for breakfast were the shiznit

by Joe Mama June 19, 2004