Country Dictionary

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cockwank

This word (noun) is used to descibe a situation where something goes wrong.

(Upon breaking one's neck) "Oh cockwank"

by JoeW May 08, 2006

fat wap

this noun, often refers to the naming of a fat person. used colloquially, in the southern area of cheshire, this vernacular term can be compared to fatty, fatty bumbum and other horrible names. Used normally to offend, behind the persons back.

"my Maureen, she is one hell of a FAT WAP"

or

"i was walking to work the other day, when this FAT WAP jumped infront of a bus."

by JoeW May 08, 2006