A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you know you need to do a “big job“ but you’re miles from home. You know you can make it to your own bathroom, but as you close in on the last half mile the urgency increases. Ass Radar kicks in and knows you’re almost there.
Yeah, I almost crapped my car the other day. Ass Radar kicked in and overrode my will to reach the bathroom.
The age of a desperate woman, primarily, who cannot face the fact she has turned 50.
Hey, Happy Birthday! You’ve finally hit the Big 5-0? No, still Forty Faux
A person, or several people, who sit at their desks all day working or playing games on their computer. Quite often they they play networked games with their partners in the next room. They never see the light of day, walk or exercise. All meals are eaten in front of their computer screen. They are in front of their computers from the moment they wake up until they go to bed. Inevitably, they get fat.
Dude, did you know that Bruce played League of Legends for 14 hours straight last weekend? Yeah, I'm not surprised. That's why he's such a Computer Fatty.
When your box of wine seemingly runs dry, average mortals would toss the box in the trash. Instead, you know to open the box, pull out the bag and squeeze the shit out of it, and magically, two more glasses appear before you.
Dude, you’re out of box wine! Worry not, mi amigo, open the box and start squeezing the bag.