A fork of Rural Dictionary
Due to the common use of the word dog to mean an ugly woman, a new phrase was needed to signify a canine. Thus the phrase 'actual barker' was coined.
Jo: OMG check out that dog! Ellen: What? Where? What's she wearing? Jo: NO! not a dog girl, a dog, like an actual barker
Totally Awkard Situation. First penned by Melbourne's Lazy. Too lazy to say the extended version. Also implented by cycling group MGCK.
Ellen- OMG i can't believe we just ran in to your ex. and his new gf. Zoe- I knooooow. Joely and Char- waah Totes awk sitch!