Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

School

Institutions created by the government to occupy students and give an excuse to treat students as prisoners. Schools require you to wake up early or else your mother (A fucking prison guard) beats the shit out of you. Also, you need to eat literal shit and take evaluations in life that doesn't help anyone. If you try to be a rebellion to this cause or your grades for CUM (Creative Unnecessary Motherfucking-shit) are low, you literally get executed by a firing squad that is directed by parents, teachers, and your anxiety. You can escape when you become 18 or 19 depending on the region your prison is located.

Person A: I love school
Person B: What's wrong with you?

by Joewypak October 15, 2020

WAP

Worship and Prayer
Started becoming viral in 2020 (Yay for religious people)

Hey kids, did you do your daily WAP?
If you WAP, you go to heaven

by Joewypak October 14, 2020

Thug

An acronym for 'Truly Humble Under God"

“What 'Young Thug" means to Jeffery is something very personal, it was his pact that if he could ever make it as a musical artist, and help his family, himself, and many others out of this endless cycle of hopelessness, he would be Truly Humbled Under God. That’s what ‘Thug’ means.” -

by Joewypak November 30, 2023

Pushin P

An acronym for 'Pushing Positivity'

There’s nothing wrong with holding up a Blood sign. But that’s not a Blood sign. A Blood sign, it looks like a B. That is a P. Jeffrey’s fingers are down. What you’ll learn is that Jeffrey just released, with Sergio Kitchens, a performer known as Gunna, the song that is wildly popular. It’s around the globe. It’s called “Pushin P,” and it’s positivity. It’s any circumstance you’re in, if you think positively about something, you can make it through. You’re pushing positivity if you’re pushing P. Jeffrey is showing the P - Brian Steel

by Joewypak November 30, 2023

Twitch Prime

It's a thing that streamers say to people and say that it's free money for them and its literally free but it is a subscription and u just get jewbaited.

Tommyinnit said to buy Twitch Prime now I'm jewbaited
Dream ur a bitch for advertising Twitch Prime

by Joewypak October 15, 2020