Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

shut that dick off

The common angered response by someone who had their cell phone background changed to a picture of a penis or a dildo.

Eww Danny, who did that? Shut that dick off!

by Joey_Commander November 10, 2008

Newport Walrus

The act of lighting two cigarettes and placing them like walrus tusks and smoking then accorddingly.

Show me the newport walrus. AR AR I LOVE NEWPORTS

by joey_commander April 29, 2009