A fork of Rural Dictionary
A vampire that likes committing arson.
I saw this vampyro set this house on fire, and then suck the blood of this old lady!
Oh god, I don't have a bible!
Jesus Jeffrey, you must have Abibliophobia
A friendly way to call someone a bitch, like a nickname for a frenemie
Hey, bitchsticks, hows your mom
A gender-neutral word for fucking someone's legal guardian
That legalguardianfucker!