Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

crouton

a man hat smiles all the time even when eating!!!

crouton ur civic is slow!

by johnboy May 10, 2003

Andrew

A dickhead who cant control himself yet can be very entertaining at times

“Why are you acting like such a dickhead? I’ll start calling you andrew!”

by Johnboy July 18, 2021

toe up

tore up. just all fucked up see ate up. military slang

that uniform is toe up

by johnboy July 09, 2002

latina

Latina is someone who is Italian, Spanish, Portugese or Argentinian. In other words not hispanic, but European-white... most people confuse the two.

Latina's are very pretty.

by johnboy April 05, 2005

flastic

Sometimes good but most of the time not.

John was flastic at sof2

by Johnboy June 23, 2004

oomlaaters

Copiusly huge breasts.

Chumbawumbas ,Airbags , Baloobas , Bazoomas,Bazungas ,Bananaramas ,Tits.

by Johnboy January 03, 2005

Hair on Hair

What we're talking about here is the result of a good old fashioned deep thrust. This is when the mans nest is mingling with the womans after a full insertion - and I mean to the hilt.

1. Steve shaved his man area so there will be no hair on hair for him for awhile - only skin on hair. 2. I tripped on a loaf of bread at the grocery store and accidentally went hair on hair with the stock boy... 3. The only way my brother can achieve hair on hair is to get a running start.

by JohnBoy October 27, 2004