A fork of Rural Dictionary
Long drawn out pointless lie. Almost always benefeits the speaker. And often includes some mention to whipping out your genitals
"So the mugger said give me all your money and pointed his gun at me. So I kicked him in the shin, beat him up, because I am a kickboxing champion, whipped out my dick, and pissed on him"
"That never happened, that is a Teddy."