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Flabberghasted

Struck dumb with astonishment and surprise.
Surprised beyond all belief.

Later America found out Bush lied about WMD, we were all flabberghasted!

by Johnathan Angelo Rosa Jr. November 25, 2008

Slapping high fives with my pillow

Going to bed with palm rested on pillow.

While at the same time you're consequently giving the pillow a high five all night long!

I am so exhausted! Tonight, I will be slapping high fives with my pillow!

by Johnathan Angelo Rosa Jr. November 25, 2008

Manic Monday

The beginning of the week: For work and/or school resulting in depression is a genetic condition that is triggered either spontaneously or from a significant amount of emotional pressure, associated with it being Monday!

Manic Monday....sigh...4 more days until the weekend.

by Johnathan Angelo Rosa Jr. November 25, 2008