A fork of Rural Dictionary
Amazed, being affected by an unexpected outcome. It tends to have a positive meaning, though it can still be used negatively. Can also be used as astonishing.
"Wow, your grades have me astonished!" "I found the porn magazines under your bed dude, those boobs have me astonished"
Essentially the reverse of the venerated "Shocker", the "Astonisher" is achieved simply by putting one in the pink and two in the stink. While lesser known, the Astonisher has actually been scientifically proven to be more effective than the Shocker.
When doing double penetration, the Astonisher is the preferred method.
1. Kodama 2. To stun; to render senseless
Kodama is astonishing.
Arizona Astonishment is when you Twist both her nipples then ram your cock up her ass
Last night I gave my girlfriend The Arizona Astonishment.
Astonishing face salad is the presence of impressive facial hair
That man has some astonishing face salad