Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

magicians hanky

Term Used For Releasing a Never Ending Shit. Much Like The Magicians Hankey When Pulled Out Of His Sleeve

Oh Dear, Sorry i was so long in there....magicians hanky! I was on the beer all night!

by Johno January 15, 2004

Knobbly Penis

1. The first side effect of Genital Herpes 2. Small spots caused by the build up of smegma under the forskin and around the bell 3. Someone unlike and disrespected for some reason or another!

1. Oh dear, sleeping with sally has given me a knobbly penis 2. i had better take a really good shower, hopefully i can wash away my knobbly penis 3. That guys a knobbly penis, he touched my ass!

by Johno January 15, 2004

Lillith

a difficult cunt

look around...

by johno December 01, 2003

blades

Sheffield United Football Club Play at Brammal Lane in Sheffield, England

up the blades did you watch the blades game last night

by johno January 19, 2004

jugular

Main, Top, Great

He the jugular man. That video man, it's jugular

by Johno June 06, 2003

mik the prick

This guy is a prick (hence the name)

GUY 1 : omg look over there GUY 2 : where? GUY 1 : there look, its mik the prick

by johno April 14, 2005