A fork of Rural Dictionary
1. a large, tall or heavy person of either gender: a fat and/or homely woman should be more properly called a 'cow' (conventional slang)
2. any large animal or thing (colloquial)
1. That 6' 5" 375 pound lineman is a real moose!
2. My German Shepherd dog is a MOOSE 150 pounds!!
That Kenworth truck is a moose for size!!
male pubic hair (since BUSH is considered by some to only pertain the the female)
My boyfriend has a beautiful, sexy hairy manbush.
on the verge of heaving: "Europe" like ralph is echoic (suggestive) of the sound made by throwing up
I think I am going to Europe: I just saw Dubya's stupid face again!!
to pretentiously act or appear productive or busy; to "go through the motions"
We need to fake the funk so the boss doesn't think we lack ambition.
the infamous top bar on the frames of male bicycles which is so ironic and so-called for obvious reasons
The boy hit a telephone pole on his bike, slid forward off the seat and hit his groin right on top of the nutcracker and instantly became his hometown choir's most highly-prized soprano.
1. a remarkable or unique American person or thing or a person or thing patently American
2. sarcastically, an American person patently or annoyingly ordinary or typical as in the phrase "You're an American original."
John Wayne, blue jeans, baseball and Harley-Davidson motorcycles are American originals.
Vera was annoyed at Tom for chauvinistically criticising her as she was driving the car while riding the brake pedal. She said to Tom, "Boy, you're an American original."
slang whiskey, especially of cheap or inferior grade
origin uncertain: may allude to wild bar brawls in a drunken state and the common male given name “John” for anyone so struck in such a fight indiscriminately and/or may be a corruption of ‘hooch’
The cowboy always travelled on the drive with a bottle of Who-Hit-John in his hand.