Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Webiste

Website-ophile. A lover of websites.

i) My new webdesigner is a real webiste. It's seriously helpful having such a good pro on board.

ii) Some sites are quite plain and simple, but to understand some of the complex ones that use Flash animation for example, you have to be a bit of a webiste.

by Jonathan FeBland April 30, 2007

Webiste

This neologism started off life as a typo but I believe it deserves a better fate. Webiste claims 930,000 Google hits in April, 2007 which means that it now deserves to be taken seriously. The meaning I feel that best suits the word is "a lover of Websites" i.e. a Website-ophile.

I've worked with half-a-dozen Web-designers before, but I have to say that Joe is a real Webiste and I'd never work with anyone else on a project again.

by Jonathan FeBland April 22, 2007

worker

Someone who arrives late, leaves early and does as little as possible in between.

Peterson is a most annoying worker. He shows up at 10, leaves at 4 and takes a 2-hour lunchbreak.

by Jonathan FeBland April 01, 2008

Shpereicfic

Shaped like a Potato. Potato-shaped.

i) That guest-lecturer we had in last week was rather Shpereicfic.

ii) "Potatoes, Shmotatoes." "True, but anything with a Shpereicfic shape gets my vote!"

by Jonathan FeBland April 30, 2007

Pi Day

In Europe, this day is celebrated on 22nd July. Pi used to be calculated in Ancient Greece as a fraction loosely calculated as 22/7.

Hey Joe, are you going to be having Pizza Pie or Apple Pie to celebrate this year's Pi Day?

by Jonathan FeBland March 14, 2007

spinguine

A cross between spaghetti and linguine. Thinner than spaghetti but not so thin as linguine.

I just had a very tasty spinguine bolognese for lunch; now I'm going to get a frappuccino to round things off.

by Jonathan FeBland January 21, 2007

baker's hundred

a baker's hundred is 110 or $110 or £110.

The decorator asked me for a ton but I gave him a baker's hundred as I could see he'd done a really good job!

by Jonathan FeBland July 11, 2008