A fork of Rural Dictionary
“There are currently 3 men with the last name of Peterson, who have been accused or convicted of murdering their wives. There will be more.....”
The act of absolutely desecrating a toilet bowl with the most horrific, ultra-violent, sinus melting magma shit possible. From the vineyard in Hunter Valley, NSW, Australia, where a malevolent arse explosion unlike any ever before it, made the toilet unusable for weeks.
I totally Peterson'd you're shit-throne my frind, I'm sorry. I ate shellfish from the bin last night.
A word used to express anger in an unfortunate situation
I failed my bio quiz...PETERSON!!!
A term that means to murder someone, and dump the body as to not get caught (referring specifically to Scott Peterson).
Tom: Hey man, have you seen Tracy today? Bob: Nah man, she went out on a date with some guy she met on the internet night before last and no one has seen her since. Tom: Damn! I hope that dude didn't pull a Peterson! or "Man that guy is such a dick, if he doesn't watch it I am gonna Peterson his ass and that it'll be that".
A combination of the words "pet" and "person."
Hilton: Hey, check out my sweet pet monkey. Ken: Monkeys are kind of like people. Hilton: So I have a pet person? Ken: Yes. A peterson.
A "closeted" pretentious male, often quick to anger and generally found desperately trying to improve his self image, despite the fact that he's a hipster douchebag, complete with obscure musical references, black-framed glasses, and a fixed-gear bike.
"Did you see that tool hipster that just ran by?" "Yeah, he's a total Peterson."