A fork of Rural Dictionary
To schlamp someone: this is some where in between a slap and a punch (also known as to "lamp"). this is where the fist grazes across the face/ body part.
Stop poking me or I'll schlamp you!
Term used for a long haired person who tends to get drunk easy. They have a tendacy to be small and week,
Hah that dirty nigel is so wasted hes eating buttercups!