A fork of Rural Dictionary
A religion. The focal point of Vagism is the vagina. A Vagist is one who practices Vagism.
That dude down the street must practice Vagism, he pounds the pussy about 8 days a week!
To pound pussy real hard and fairly slow. Thunder-tapping has a lot of impact and makes a girl feel light-headed with pleasure and goodness.
"I thunder-tapped that bitch until she couldn't even remember her own name."
To fuck in a quick and superficial manner. It's where the fuckin' is continuously fast, as if to get it over with.
"I have to speed-pap the bitches when we're in the back of my truck, or else we may get caught." "When I'm not speed-papping bitches in the back of my truck, I'm enjoying a nice refreshing drink by the ocean."
When a vagina has a scent similar or exact to that of a soggy bowl of Mr. Noodles.
"Man, I ain't gonna be goin' near her noodle-puss anytime soon."
When a guy gets up and palm's one off onto some girl and he's not really aware he's doing it. The guy, at the time is in a state similar to sleepwalking.
"accidentabate" K. got up from his desk and positioned himself behind Lori as she was working. Before Lori knew it, K. had unloaded a bunch of cum-buddies down the small of Lori's crack, soiling her crisp white thong. K. couldn't help it, he was simply accidentabating.
When a guy gets up and palm's one off onto some girl and he's not really aware he's doing it. The guy, at the time is in a state similar to sleepwalking.
"accidentabate" K. got up from his desk and positioned himself behing Lori as she was working. Before Lori knew it, K. had unloaded a bunch of cum-buddies down the small of Lori's crack, soiling her crisp white thong. K. couldn't help it, he was simply accidentabating.
Can be used in place of the word "vagina" or as a mild insult toward a male, with relatively the same degree of insultitude as "asshole" or "fool" or "loser" would have.
"I betcha she's got a nice cumpf." "Dude, you're always such a cumpf when you're around those other friends of yours." or "I can't stand that guy, he's such a cumpf."