A fork of Rural Dictionary
That one guy who insists that using all-caps is just emphasis as long as Zuckerberg doesn't have an italics function on Facebook.
"ALLCAPSLORD? Legendary outlaw? He's not yelling, that's just EMPHASIS!"
"Opens the door for her, pays for dinner, and fixes the cable? What a genitalman."
That guy who tries to top a joke that's already been made.
Lee doesn't get the comedy pyramid. There's set up, rising action, punchline. Lee keeps going after the joke's been made. Thanks, Lee.
When you don't want to do something others want you to do.
Everyone tells me I'd go big in Hollywood. Yeah? I'm not moving to Burbank.
Anything that means everything to you for any reason.
A chance to tell my first girlfriend I know what I'm doing now? I would stand in line for this.
Friends of yours who shit on everything, no matter what.
I thought this party was great, but noted nofuns Mitch and Jimmy had to harsh on it.
When somebody does something well-within their predictable norms.
Come on, he called in sick to work on his birthday. CLASSIC BRENDA