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Zuckerberg

A stalker who follows you everywhere. Zuckerberg a are also a species of lizard robots. They are also douches who leak information to the government.

That person is such a fucking Zuckerberg. (Talking about a cunt)

by Yrmomgai May 19, 2018

Zuckerberg

v. (Zuck•er•berg) zuckerbgergs, zuckerberged, zuckerberging 1.)to steal an unwritten idea and use it as your own for resepect, money, or something not related to school.

John told Bob about his idea to invent a new hat, and Bob made the hat and sold it, telling the buyers that it was his own idea to invent it. Bob zuckerberged John.

by TheRealDefinitionOfZuckerberg December 31, 2011

Zuckerberg

A societal parasite that can and most definitely will bait unsuspecting contributors or partners into paying his/her way and stealing their intellectual property and personal assets in the process. One must truly loath humanity and prey upon it comprehensively in order to reach true "zuck" status. After achieving the "greatest welfare scam of all" , a zuck must then steal and monetize the content creations of the very same population that made him insanely wealthy. In a final diabolical act, one must engage in disinformation, psychological manipulation tactics and propaganda against the very populous that he/she drained for his own financial gain. Stopping only after purjering him/herself in front of congress in order to perpetuate his/her sociopath-ic scherade. Only when the population is both ethically and financially compromised, when young children encounter confusion during crucial development years because of intense efforts to overwhelm their dopamine and serotonin receptors, when young adults associate their social media status and likes with their self worth preventing them from learning about real relationships as they mature, only when the aforementioned damage causes the birth rate to plummet and the population to become enraged to the point of canceling literally everything, will the zuckerberg maneuver be fully complete.

My dude, seriously though, do you honestly think that eating someones spleen could possibly be more ruthless than a Zuckerberg? Think about it, if you pulled off a zuck, it wouldn't be just one person harmed, our species would be forever tainted. What's more, with all that money, the genes of your enormous family would be corrupting our genome for a thousand years.

by jdiggidy August 05, 2020

Zuckerberg

A sex position in which you receive a blow job while using www.facebook.com bj blow job facebook sex positions mark zuckerberg blowjob

Nothing like a Zuckerberg before you call it a day and go to bed!

by jcolt February 18, 2011

Zuckerberg

To kill something and then immediately afterward eat it.

I just squashed a fly.... Yummy! I love it when I can zuckerberg something.

by Kingnanymous May 29, 2011

Zuckerberg

The slang word used for a reptile that has access to all your fucking info

Reptile: hm, yes i shall make a human website so i can become a human and take its form. you: WhAt ThE fUcK zUcKeRbErG

by Jam4llgaynam April 19, 2018

Zuckerberging

The act of stealing, using and blatantly denying use of intellectual property of another being who is often times less witty.

Todd: Shit I'm gonna define zuckerberging on urban dictionary. Stan: Damnit that was my idea asshole.

by TheGlueGunner February 16, 2012