A fork of Rural Dictionary
There's a cat that owns a house in Martinez, Ca and he rents it out to a cool family.
Kerbies hobbies are wet cat food, fuzzy blanket humping, shitting in neighbors flower pots, cheese wheel, and lots of licking of his butthole.
He is like a sour patch kid- first sour, then sweet.
Did you see Kerbie sleeping in the bushes?!
He like a bum cat, with furry wheels!