A fork of Rural Dictionary
Is probably literally a drug addict and likes to lie to people about his virginity and his grandmas death because apparently that's okay
Hey Ryder is giving free hits in the locker room
a weird kid that’s probably in your health class. probably knows that you take pictures of him and send them to your best friend. thinks that you got hit in the head with a golf club because apparently you have a nonexistent dent in your forehead.
“hey you know that kid ryder in our health class?”
“yeah, he saw me take a picture of him today to send to you.”
A gross so called “learning environment” where light panels almost fall on you in room 126, and the superintendent never cancels school when you want him to. There’s probably about 7 people vaping in one bathroom at the same time, and our sports teams have gone very downhill since our best football player went to Princeton.
Do you go to East Longmeadow High School?
Yeah, that place is the worst.
Seems like a good guy until you have a thing with him and realize he is probably talking to like 5 other girls and leaves you on open 24/7 cuz he couldn't give a damn about you 👍also known for wearing groutfits and ugly ass vests
"Hey see Eli over there? Yeah his groutfit is hideous"