Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

mum come quick

A masturbation game where the player shouts "mum come quick!!" And has to get the job done before their innocent mum comes through the door of their room.

Sam: Rahh, I almost got caught wanking yesterday! Ryan: omg how?! Sam: I was playing 'mum come quick' ! * proceeds on to more lad bants*

by Juanyboy218 February 26, 2017