Country Dictionary

Obungus

An edited photo of the former US president Barrack Obama, with comically large eyes and philtrum.

Jessy: Hey Jerry! How are you doin?
Jerry: Obungus.
Jessy: Shut the f#ck up.

Martin Cabello

A mentally diseased man.

Oh shit! Here comes Martin Cabello! Better hide my gas cans and my kids!
-Josh Powell

Scalper

A person who purchases an item of limited availability to later sell it at a much larger price.

Tim: Hey Jim! Kim's got so much money to spend, any idea how he got it?
Jim: Kim is a dirty scalper, we don't talk to Kim anymore

Hoon

Refers to a person participating in illegal vehicular activities; for example,
- Participating in street racing
- Driving at speeds far exceeding the speed limit
- Engaging in burnouts or drifting
These activities are usually done at night by Provisional drivers in Facebook marketplace shitboxes but can also be done by actually competent drivers

Living near the freeway sucks because of idiots hooning their catless Holdens at night

CAD

Short for "Computer Aided Design"

Brett: Do you think I should get a CAD degree?
Rhett: Only if you're a NERD!!! Of course, I'm joking! CAD is awesome!

Kanye East

OBAMA HAMBURGER SUSSY BALLS

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