Country Dictionary

To be skeptical of something, to the maximum degree.

I am skepticus maximus of this chocolate milk.

The elvish word for friend. It is also the password (and answer to the riddle) to the Doors of Durin.

"Gandalf! What's the elvish word for friend?" "Mellon."

someone who whore's themself out for food

"If you buy me a gatorade ill give you a good time this weekend. I'm a snack slut."

A person who is very short, but dates tall people.

"When you're with him, you're such a Julia"

A dummy, but worse. The correct way dummy should be spelled.

"dude you're such a dummby"

n. bahnz 1. any of various burrowing animals of the family Leporidae having long ears and short tails; some domesticated and raised for pets or best friends.

Oh! Look at my bahnz!

An exclamation describing something awesome. A synonym for "cool". When spoken, is pronounced like "Sowce!"

"Taco Bell gave us a free drink! Sauce!"