A fork of Rural Dictionary
to decrease the breast size of
"I'm going to mellon you with a plastic knife if you don't shut up."
1) any one of various large juicy fruits 2) slang for breasts, boobs, boobies, jumbilies, etc.
1) the mellon i had for dinner last night was the shit 2) WOW did you see the size of her mellons
To express in form of cheery, extreme, dreadful, sorrow, or pleasant.
Hey Spaz your being to wild bro Hey Spaz your being to mellon bro. DUDE JENNY THAT WAS SO MELLON! Mannn sammie, just cheer up! Your acting to mellon. Zuzu, your artwork is so mellon broski!
A term to refer to Bostonians with celiac's disease who crave being with gay twinks.
Watch out for those drunk Mellons over there. They may try to make you their bottoms!