A fork of Rural Dictionary
When a man is hitting a girl from the back in doggy style, he places his thumb on his partner’s booty hold to prevent accidental anal.
“It was my first time with Sarah so I gave her the Painters touch”
A self-righteous douchebag who's only in it for the pot. Traditionally brags about playing guitar but thinks "telecaster" is a brand of condom
Person 1: Did you see creighton out there?
Person2: Yeah he's such a self-righteous douche bag
Person 3: He can't even play guitar!