A fork of Rural Dictionary
An Ozil-looking virgin that typically lives in a gyro flat in Dundee. Most of the time, Bruce the Bug's can be seen begging their friends to chip in for a bit of marijuana. Their typical sentences are: "I'm so fried" or "Wisen up, mate"
"Look at Bruce the Bug! He's zombied on the couch once again!" Someone in Dundee: "There he is, that 5'4 boy wearing the bague Gymshark jumper, that's Bruce the Bug"
Rats: being viciously unattractive. — If someone says you’re rats, they mean you’re ugly as shite and get no birds (zero pussy). Or vice-versa, you get no cooch. Example 1: Gib: “That bird is so rats I can count her on one hand (Under a five 🖐 )” Campbell: “Days in the sides, that dyke is rats as shite and reeks of shite as well, aye ken” Explanation: Gib tells Campbell a girl is ugly a shite in a club, and that he can count her rating in one hand, meaning she is ugly and no lads should be firing her any chat.
Gib: “That bird is so rats I can count her on one hand (Under a five 🖐 )” Campbell: “Aye ken, Days in the sides, that dyke is rats as shite and reeks of shite as well.” Explanation: Gib tells Campbell a girl is ugly a shite in a club, and that he can count her rating in one hand, meaning she is rats and warns the boys that no lads should be firing any chat her way..
Rats: being viciously unattractive. — If someone says you’re rats, they mean you’re ugly as shite and get no birds (zero pussy). Or vice-versa, you get no cooch. Example 1: Gib: “That bird is so rats I can count her on one hand (Under a five 🖐 )” Campbell: “Days in the sides, that dyke is rats as shite and reeks of shite as well, aye ken” Explanation: Gib tells Campbell a girl is ugly a shite in a club, and that he can count her rating in one hand, meaning she is ugly and no lads should be firing her any chat.
Gib: “That bird is so rats I can count her on one hand (Under a five 🖐 )” Campbell: “Aye ken, Days in the sides, that dyke is rats as shite and reeks of shite as well.” Explanation: Gib tells Campbell a girl is ugly a shite in a club, and that he can count her rating in one hand, meaning she is rats and warns the boys that no lads should be firing any chat her way..