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Fluffy fur balls of love :)

Cats cure my depression

The game we hate love and love the hate not to mention the broken comp system.

I play 5 HOURS of Valorant just to stay in bronze. GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD HEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLPPPP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

A English guy who will tell you how some random tree won a Guinness world record or stopped a war from taking place or how it has to do with computers.

me: sit on bench

Tom Scott : This bench is 160 years old and was used for cover by union solders. It also withstood ten bombs in WW2 and it has to do with computers because...(nerdy stuff)

a subject referring to oneself

I jelq 12 hours a day

a subject referring to oneself

I jelq 8 hours a day

When in any shooter game a player throws a grenade too close and kills your hole fucking squad/group

gonna nade... oh fuck, bad nade! Bad nade!

Stands for dick in pussy. It's stupid.

I like D.I.P. Who doesn't? (unless your homosexual)