A fork of Rural Dictionary
Sometimes really great to have around the house, but other times annoying as hell.
Computers are the inanimate version of kids.
Plural for a bunch of things that suck.
Windows = Bugged Mac = Useless Linux = Why bother If there were no problems and no viruses, Windows would be excellent.
Similar to air conditioners. Works fine until you open up windows.
On second thought, air conditioners are better than computers.
Dealing with computers as in Desktops, laptops, printers, and other peripherals.
We have a lot of computical equipment.
A machine consisting of a processing unit, some form of memory, and peripheral devices for input and output. Used almost exclusively for updating Adobe Flash, updating Adobe PDF Reader, updating Java, and updating iTunes.
I have a lot of work to do on the computer today, my Adobe PDF Reader hasn't been updated since last night and my Java is nearly three days old!
The most useful and most frustrating thing any human being will ever work with.
The computer crashed again. I lost three thousand lines of code.
The answer to every single question.
Billy: How do they make cheese? Bob: Computers.