Country Dictionary

Star Crunch

Bottom tier snack cake. Most commonly consumed by roller operators and other homosexuals. In all areas of the world known as inferior in comparison to Zebra Cakes.

“Hey, did you see that fag eating a Star Crunch?”
“Well not everyone is bad ass enough to eat Zebra Cakes, and besides he clearly runs a roller”

Scotty B

One who, although previously believed to be a rad asphalt guy, is now known in many circles as a toucher of wieners; partakes in docking and all other forms of homo-shenanigans.

That guy used to get all the poon but now he’s a real Scotty B