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A very long, very loud burst of protracted farting.
"I couldn't believe how long the ass bugling when on for."
A Javonnia is the ultímate cool, kick ass woman. None more loyal or cool. If she’s your ally, pity your enemy. Kind and generous. Smart and sassy, with a razor sharp wit. Don’t get on her bad side (that is if she even has one).Do yourself a favor and Get yourself a Javonnia.
She’s so smart and cool; a real Javonnia!
Emo kids who insist they're actually vampires. They usually claim to have some nonspecific medical condition which forces them to drink blood and dislike sunlight, but provides none of the benefits (or drawbacks) of mythical vampires. Some claim to be psychic vampires, having to draw on "life energy" to sustain themselves. They've been around ever since Anne Rice, but increased after Vampire: The Masquerade came out, and have exploded since the release of Twilight.
Hot Topic is infested with vampire posers.