A fork of Rural Dictionary
Being unable to socialize due to gastrointestinal distress.
Stan wanted to go with his buddies to the roller derby, but a bad curry had him brownded for the entire weekend.
Any social gathering where the male:female attendance ratio is disappointingly high. See also: "sausage fest."
We bugged out of Carl's place early--it was totally Johnsonville over there.
A subtle way to remove pubes from one's cheeks and mouth post-cunnilingus, by moving back up to a kissing position by alternating left and right wipes along a woman's thighs, abdomen and breasts.
Kat had a serious fulby--I had to slalom like crazy after I went down on her.
Slang term for the underground practice of inhaling vapor from human feces, primarily for the narcotic effect of its methanethiol gas combined with the effect of hyperventilation. The term itself comes from "turd" and "huffing" due to the rapid inhalation and exhalation from paper or plastic bags containing the fecal matter. As with glue sniffing or hallucinogenic mushroom consumption,very unpleasant symptoms are experienced prior to the high, slowing the spread of the behavior. While its high is considered uniquely euphoric, tuffing is relatively brief and those who indulge in the practice risk severe infection, irritation of eyes and mucous membranes, convulsions or in extreme cases, coma or death.
Happy as they were, Shana and John annoyed all their friends after they'd been tuffing--they smelled like Mardi-Gras bathroom.