A fork of Rural Dictionary
The guy who wrote the count of Monte Crisco
Person 1: "The Count of Monte Crisco."
Person 2: "That says Cristo you dumb-shit."
Person 2: "...By...'Alexander Dumbass'"
A nickname for the Covid-19 Virus. Many claim it to be offensive or racist, these people forget that the Spanish Flu was named after a place where it DIDN'T originate.
Kyle: "Bro Kyle got the Chinese Virus!"
Kyle: "You can't say that, DAS RACIST!"
Kyle: "Why the fuck are we all named Kyle?"