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Chicken Littler

A person who claimed in 2000 if we didn't stop using oil and go vegan the polar ice would be gone and we'd all be underwater by 2020.

Joe Repub: "The science is settled! If we don't stop using oil and go vegan our coastal cities and island nations will be GONE by 2020! It'll be the end of civilization!" 2024 rolls around, we're using more oil and eating more meat than ever, yet the ice caps haven't melted, our coastal cities and island nations are still there, and civilization marches on. Joe Repub: "The science is evolving!" Me: "You sound like a Chicken Littler."

by JustcallmeEd July 22, 2024

Chicken Littler

A person who claimed in 2000 that "the science is settled" and if we didn't cut CO2 emissions to zero the polar ice would be melted by 2020 and we'd all be under water.

Joe Repub: "The science is settled! If we don't stop using oil and go vegan our coastal cities and island nations will be GONE by 2020! It'll be the end of civilization!" 2024 rolls around, we're using more oil and eating more meat than ever, yet the ice caps haven't melted, our coastal cities and island nations are still there, and civilization marches on. Joe Repub: "The science is evolving!" Me: "You sound like a Chicken Littler."

by JustcallmeEd July 22, 2024

QWERTY

A word to use when you can't remember all of the interminably long, ever-changing series of letters, numbers and symbols used by modern gays.

When the name of your club is an interminably long, ever-changing series of letters, numbers and symbols that takes up half the keyboard, just use the first six letters and call it good. QWERTY is catchy, easy to remember, and if you forget, just look at your keyboard. Best yet, it's just the name of the keyboard. No one can get offended by you using it. Win/win all the way around!

by JustcallmeEd July 22, 2024

QWERTY

The new easier to remember nomenclature for, "LGBTQIA+ etc., etc."

"If you're going to use every letter on the keyboard why not just say QWERTY?"

by JustcallmeEd July 18, 2022

Deskunky

A word that describes a rather Super, disgusting, low-lifeted Individual, full of Evil and disrespect and does not care for self or others, Audacious beyond extreme! a Type of SLANG...

You are a deskunky, ass Mother-fucker!...'? ps://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Google-parrot,.l;

by JustcallmeEd September 24, 2022

pollock

/ˈpɒlək/ pol-uhk (verb). To divert or derail a reasonably functional internet message board by interjecting the unanswerable, indeterminate question 'what is (good?) art' into an otherwise perfectly good discussion cycle. After Jackson Pollock, a famous artist who has spawned more discussions about 'what is art?' than anyone ever in history.

(Esteemed senior member of internet forum): "...after the last tornado it was spread across three states." (Squidly newby): "Yes, but was it art?" (All other members): "Aw, man - you just pollocked that thread!"

by JustcallmeEd June 12, 2014