Country Dictionary

dryer dress

1. (verb) To get dressed by taking clothes out of the dryer because you were too lazy to fold them and put them away the day before

I woke up late, so I had to get dryer dressed.

big blind special

In poker, a shitty hand you play in the big blind because nobody raised beforehand, and you can see the flop for free. Also known simply as a "blind special", since the small blind can usually limp in at a cheap price.

Player A: "You fucking made a full house with ten-deuce? Who are you, Doyle Brunson?"

Player B: "Nah man, I had the big blind special."

hoo hoo dilly

It's what you stick in a woman's cha-cha.

I put my hoo hoo dilly in her cha-cha.