Country Dictionary

Jex

So cute it’s insane. Very funny and great to talk to. Never let go of a Jex they are hard to find. So nice and just all around genuine person.

Jayne “ look at Jex he’s so cute” paige “but he’s not Austin”

Jex

Jex can make anyone’s day better. Either it’s by telling jokes or being a sweetheart. Jex is more handsome than he thinks. Protect your Jex cause you can’t find anyone else quite like him.

Dude1 “look it’s Jex stealing all the girls” Dude2 “he’s got everything the personality the looks it’s unfair”

Jex

Jex if you didn’t already know is the most handsome guy you will ever meet. He’s literally a chill understanding person. He’s funny asf and you need this guy in your life just to make you have an everlasting smile.

Guy1 “I’m so jealous of jex” Guy2 “yeah he’s perfect girls like him”

Jex

Wait he’s high key so cute wtf. He’s kind funny Greta guy to talk to wait he’s got it all. Perfect fella right here ladies keep him.

Dora “he’s handsome” boots “it’s Jex of course he is”

Gordon

A vampire Russian spy. He has a laugh that is contagious. Kinda has a thing with dogs eat burritos.

Guy1 “look it’s Gordon” Guy2 “shh he can hear you he’s a vampire”

Dora

Dora known for being a hooker. Fucks swiper occasionally. But Diego (Austin) gets into it, and they usually have threesomes. Paige would get involved but she’s taken by a drug lord they fuck if you wanted to know.

Dude1 “omg Dora said slap me papi” Dude2 “Yeah she fucks swiper a lot”